Knew it was too good to be true. Things like that just don’t happen to people like me.
June 2013
7 posts
Tomorrow, I’m going to work out with my friend who is shipping off to army boot camp June 30th. It’s gonna be intense, but so worth it. Here’s to finally getting my body back into good shape!
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
May 2013
11 posts
Listen
Needs Headphones
beyourselfunlessyoucanbeaunicorn:
1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!
2.PRESS PLAY
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING
Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered
OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH
I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”
NO NO NO NO NO NO
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
> Squeeeee
oh my GOD YIGFBIERDJGMOPES
I LITERALLY JUST SHIT MYSELF THINKING SOMEONE WAS BEHIND ME……AND I’M AGAINST A WALL. I KEEP THINKING THAT SOMEONE IS TOUCHING MY HEAD AND FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
I through off my headphones when he whispered in my ear
LIFE DOESN’T FEEL REAL ANYMORE
hOLY CRAP
FUCK YOU! I WAS ALONE IN MY BED AND IT’S NIGHT AND IT STARTED PLAYING AND I THOUGHT SOME SORT OF ANIMAL OR FUCKING CRAZY PERSON WAS ON THE ROOF!
FUCKING HELL, I WAS ABOUT TO RUN TROUGH THE HOUSE SCREAMING!Not freaky what so ever.
OMFG That was so cool… I almost fell out of my chair when he whispered though >.<
1. The meaning behind my URL
2. A picture of me
3. Why I love my bestfriend
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
11. Age
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
18. Phobia
19. Middle name
20. Anything you want to ask
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],
Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not
“You know, I love this whole old Disney love: meet the guy and its love at first site. But if some guy joined in on my Disney love song solo I would hate them. This is my time to shine buddy! You’re supposed to be hiding behind a tree and slowly falling in love with my melodic voice! Not jumping in to my solo!”
—Acumichi on youtube
